ok...so making a new xanga didn't work...

i guess i started this thing back up again cuz i need like a diary to write down my thoughts and feelings and it's sad cuz i can't trust my own parents enough to keep one here at home...but blah

yeah...my life is pretty weird again, i lit my hair on fire friday, so now it's short and curly again...goddamnit, i need like...something

at work i finally figured out Jocelyn's myspace and i feel awesome now...

hahaha last night me and Luke spent time trying to find ways to get him fired, cuz he hates the job, we had a blast...and a man came up to me and like...blessed my arm, he started praying and was like "does it feel tingly?" i was like "no" and he said i would be healed by last night...didn't happen, but other than having a new laptop, the power of Jesus in my arm is kinda the best thing goin for me...

So hey everyone, this is my xanga and I'm beginning to use it again.

Okay, so the thing is, I've changed.

I've become cooler.

I look better.

So yeah.

Anyway...

So my day has been something emotionally destructive. I told him I like him, but I don't know how he feels. Is he laughing at me? Is he hesitatiing? Does he hate me? I just don't know...

You know who you are, but you will probably never read this.

Lorenamhope: sex sex sex sex
Lorenamhope: s
Lorenamhope: e
Lorenamhope: c
IAMSHIMKO: ...
Lorenamhope: *x

yeah

I love Billy Corriere soo fucking much

today's Chuck Norris' b-day...he's 66

~Man this yoo-hoo is good. You know what else is good? Smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see-saw, smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?
~I have a belly button.
~Well, we have all have belly buttons. And you know what? We all love yoo-hoo. Especially yoo-hoo with a little rum.
~What's rum?
~You don't rum is?
~Rumplestiltskin?
~Rumplestiltskin. Rumplestiltskin's a good man. So are you kids. Remember stay clean, stay focused, stay strong. Frankenstein have fun with your friends.

fuck me hard bitch

yeah...day off

random convos....

PhillyEagleBoy87: Shimko is god and I lick hairy doggie balls

Shemp70915:

Shemp70915: right

PhillyEagleBoy87: dont make it seem like I said that randomly

Shemp70915: but you did

PhillyEagleBoy87: no I didnt, thats blackmail

PhillyEagleBoy87: for instance: Shemp70915: oh Kevin, Im soo gay and love men

PhillyEagleBoy87: I didnt need to know that

Shemp70915: and no one will believe that

PhillyEagleBoy87: and why not??

Shemp70915: because, this is goin on my myspace, wher the font u use doesnt matter

PhillyEagleBoy87:

PhillyEagleBoy87: go to bed

PhillyEagleBoy87: o wait

PhillyEagleBoy87: you dont

Shemp70915: i got rid of it

Shemp70915: ...I need a beter one

PhillyEagleBoy87: man

Shemp70915: shut up

PhillyEagleBoy87: im jealous

PhillyEagleBoy87: i wish i could do that

Shemp70915: being an insomniac is cool

PhillyEagleBoy87: im jealous

Shemp70915: go kill yourself

Shemp70915: oh wait

Shemp70915: in my myspace

Shemp70915: the type of font you have doesn't matter

Shemp70915: heh heh hehe

PhillyEagleBoy87: lol

PhillyEagleBoy87: where?
PhillyEagleBoy87: o, i get it
PhillyEagleBoy87: he's hidden
PhillyEagleBoy87: come back to scouts
Shemp70915: no
PhillyEagleBoy87: y not?
Shemp70915: ...
PhillyEagleBoy87: .....
PhillyEagleBoy87: :'(
PhillyEagleBoy87: i would say that eagle scout helps on college resumes
PhillyEagleBoy87: but youre a fucking super genius
PhillyEagleBoy87: so u dont need it
Shemp70915: and asian scholarships!!
PhillyEagleBoy87: yes!
PhillyEagleBoy87: i love being asian
Shemp70915: we're like twins, only not
PhillyEagleBoy87: we're not?
Shemp70915: sorry, but mom's been lying to you, isn't it strange that u didn't know me untik u were 16?
PhillyEagleBoy87: i thought we were soulmates
Shemp70915: ...umm...no, sorry, but I got another man in my life
PhillyEagleBoy87: thats cool
PhillyEagleBoy87: we can go behind his back
Shemp70915: no
Shemp70915: we really can't
PhillyEagleBoy87: dammit
PhillyEagleBoy87: your lucky that your soulmate is mother theresa AKA spiderman
Shemp70915: ...
Shemp70915: ...
PhillyEagleBoy87: yay
PhillyEagleBoy87: dots
PhillyEagleBoy87: i love this game
PhillyEagleBoy87: .....
PhillyEagleBoy87: ..............
Shemp70915: ...no
Shemp70915: it's not a game
PhillyEagleBoy87: oh
Shemp70915: yeah
Shemp70915: ...
Shemp70915: wanna go on a bike ride?

MoOnMaIdEn167: i went to a bonfire!
Shemp70915: I LIT MY GARBAGE ON FIRE!
MoOnMaIdEn167: haha
MoOnMaIdEn167: there was a cute guy there too
Shemp70915: ...great?
MoOnMaIdEn167: oy
Shemp70915: ?
MoOnMaIdEn167: what u do today?
Shemp70915: I woke up
Shemp70915: cut the lawn for 10 miutes
Shemp70915: but the belt broke and exploded and before I could get it it got sucked under the blade, at which point I was like SHIT and all of a sudden it went....WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....clink....................... BZZZZHSSSSHHHHHTTTKK....and started smoking at it was cool, then I got yelled at
MoOnMaIdEn167: wow

PhillyEagleBoy87: im the easter bunny dipshit
Shemp70915: yes sir
PhillyEagleBoy87: but i gotta go
PhillyEagleBoy87: wake up early
PhillyEagleBoy87: fucking kids asked for eggs on labor day

FarmerGirl122: i like butter

CucumberSlice172: im sry
Shemp70915: no your not
CucumberSlice172: not really
Shemp70915: go to confession
CucumberSlice172: im an athesit
Shemp70915: well
CucumberSlice172: atheist*
Shemp70915: then...go beat a jehova witness with a stick
CucumberSlice172: i gotta find one
Shemp70915: what?
Shemp70915: a stick or a jehova withness?
CucumberSlice172: i havent had one of those ppl knock on my door in a long time
CucumberSlice172: jehova witness

MoOnMaIdEn167: im a
MoOnMaIdEn167: fruitcake

psycho eukalalei: i never pronounce the "m" in "whoomp"
Shemp70915: "Whoomp?"
Shemp70915: "Whoomp Whoop?"
CucumberSlice172: it varies for me
CucumberSlice172: whatever comes out
Shemp70915: ...alright, that sounds like an old guy talking casually about bowel problems
CucumberSlice172: haha

sycho eukalalei: yes, wally world
psycho eukalalei: thats what i call it
Shemp70915: ...
psycho eukalalei: do you have a problem with that?
Shemp70915: ...
Shemp70915: so

psycho eukalalei: dun dun dun
psycho eukalalei: and the plot thickens
Shemp70915: just like my turkey soup!
psycho eukalalei: turkey soup?
psycho eukalalei: ew
Shemp70915: shut up, you don't have to drink it
psycho eukalalei: dude, i've been in like all your recent xanga entries...why?
Shemp70915: because I talk about pple?
Shemp70915: and I haven't seen you since the trip
Shemp70915: and now that I am aware of your existence
psycho eukalalei: wtf
Shemp70915: you're now backin the zaja
Shemp70915: xangaera
Shemp70915: pothole
psycho eukalalei: right
psycho eukalalei: and with that, i'm gonna go
psycho eukalalei: i'll talk to you whenver
Shemp70915: see ya later dude
psycho eukalalei: and have fun at band tomorrow
Shemp70915: bye man
psycho eukalalei: peace outt
Shemp70915: later handsome

Shemp70915: my brother is wearing a halloween mask and My dad says "that's an improvement"
psycho eukalalei: haha thats amusing
psycho eukalalei: ask your brother what the drumline is doing tomorrow
Shemp70915: they have a shirt that says "we speak drumese"
psycho eukalalei: thats slightly retarded
Shemp70915: ...yeah
psycho eukalalei: but why do they need doorags?
Shemp70915: this cough drop cut my tung
psycho eukalalei: i'm sry
Shemp70915: it's all YOUR FAULT
psycho eukalalei: yea, well...what do you want me to do about it?
Shemp70915: my broter just lit the toaster on fire
Shemp70915: way to go
psycho eukalalei: wtf
psycho eukalalei: your house sounds like a freakin circus
Shemp70915: it is
psycho eukalalei: isnt there only, like, 4 of you?
Shemp70915: yeah
Shemp70915: my mom's education went to 12th grade
Shemp70915: my dad is the an engineer equivalent to a medical quack
Shemp70915: my brother is just stupid
Shemp70915: and then there's me
psycho eukalalei: W-O-W

psycho eukalalei: souds rather entertaining

psycho eukalalei: what did your brother do?
Shemp70915: HE LIT THE DAMN TOASTER ON FIRE

sycho eukalalei: how did he manage to do that?
Shemp70915: he stuck butter on bread and stuck it in...apparently he didn't know that butter would melt and BRUN
Shemp70915: **BURN
psycho eukalalei: well he sounds like a keeper
Shemp70915: ...
Shemp70915: I can still hear beeping
psycho eukalalei: i'm sry
Shemp70915: ...no your not

shyguy8250: jesus juice

shyguy8250: i read that before
shyguy8250: fool

shyguy8250: but still cool

CucumberSlice172: alright just as long as we bring rubbers
CucumberSlice172: were set
Shemp70915: ...
FarmerGirl122: i'm game
shyguy8250: how did i get here

Shemp70915: we're dressing as dimewhores
cryintotalsilenc: no
cryintotalsilenc: we're dressing like mr. d
Shemp70915: ...like I said...
mesnj00: okay
mesnj00: sounds good to me

YokiaroTacobell: i saw urs
Shemp70915: tee hee I'll show you mine if you show me yours

psycho eukalalei: you make him sound like a kidnapper

psycho eukalalei: do you remember that one parade when we were all freeezing and her dad bought her soup that smelled absolutely amazing and she ate it in front of everyone?
Shemp70915: ...no

Shemp70915: I hear loud booming noises
Shemp70915: I like
MoOnMaIdEn167: haha

dani 08 el le: haha
dani 08 el le: i never thought of it that way
Shemp70915: ...I'm creative like that
Shemp70915: thatcho name from now on fo shizzle
dani 08 el le: my nizzle
Shemp70915: sup danizzle?
dani 08 el le: not much shimkorizlle
Shemp70915: Shimkizzle
Shemp70915: get wizzle it
dani 08 el le: i like shinmkorizlle better
dani 08 el le: too many izzles my fellowizlle
Shemp70915: ok dizzle
dani 08 el le: mhmizzle
Shemp70915: *mmhmmizzle
dani 08 el le: yessmizzle
Shemp70915: wellizzle, I bored up in hurr
dani 08 el le: i be sorry homey...nothing be gooin up in yo' crib huh?
Shemp70915: ya iz wack
dani 08 el le: yo...i be bouncin away now...fo shizzle shimkorizzle..peace out
Shemp70915: w00t w00t
Shemp70915: peac homey

psycho eukalalei: i'm sry to hear that
psycho eukalalei: my dad was even more boring than yours
Shemp70915: ...
psycho eukalalei: day*
Shemp70915: umm
Shemp70915: so...you...and...my dad...and...you....and...your dad....and....
psycho eukalalei: no
psycho eukalalei: no no no
psycho eukalalei: i quit
Shemp70915: W-O-W
psycho eukalalei: new subject
psycho eukalalei: what time do you have band tomorrow?
Shemp70915: 530-830
Shemp70915: ?
psycho eukalalei: ohhh
Shemp70915: ...
psycho eukalalei: idk
psycho eukalalei: you know you suck at this "lets make conversation" game
Shemp70915: well
Shemp70915: normally conversation doesn't start by saying my name then disappearing for awhile
psycho eukalalei: sry, my computer froze and then my dad needed it for something
Shemp70915: "SHIMKO!!!"
Shemp70915: *30 minutes later
Shemp70915: hi
Shemp70915: ...alright?
psycho eukalalei: you know...i've already apologized